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for wylddelirium
your mom
monsteralice was radioactive when she came home from work yesterday.*

So I licked her.


At least.

* apparently this makes her dangerous to small children. More dangerous than usual, that is...

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I never get radioactive licks.

I'm so deprived.

Well, if she starts shooting fricken laser beams out of her eyes, I'll make sure to tell you first.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a radioactive Tootsie Pop, Mr. Bat?


What doesn't make MonsterAlice more dangerous to small children?

not being within line of sight of them?

More dangerous than usual

Is that possible?

Awww... how greedy! Next time, share!

In response to the post and the comments... ::delighted giggles::

Especially considering some of the comments on one of your recent posts, yes, most amusing... ;-)

Most of the obvious comments have been made already, shucky darn.

So I just have to wonder, how radioactive was she? And was it the boring non-ionizing type? Or should I check my dosimeter?

You should always check your dosimeter when you're around her, baby!

Heck, last time I checked my spectrograph around her, I woke up two days later in a strip club in Altoona. So understand if I'm a little wary.

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