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ambug666: "I have an infinite number of fictional penises."

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I have a pair of silicone testicles...does that count for something?

combine that with the collectable poker-chip game that he has, and you might have something...

You know, most women that have silicone parts, get them somewhere else. Just sayin' is all...

I have a couple of silicone breast implants somewhere, too....

I interned at a medical device company in college, in the implant testing lab. I wouldn't have the testicles, except that someone ordered 6 pair for testing and he received 60 pair. You wouldn't believe the fun we had on the evenings when the 2 interns who were adept jugglers were around, and the engineers had all gone home...! This was a time I wish I'd had a video camera.

And here are some gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors.

Some say penii, some say penes. I suppose when they're fictional and infinite they can be any which way.

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