Supreme Court Upholds Freedom Of Speech In Obscenity-Filled Ruling.
I especially liked:
"...Charleston's chief counsel Dan Roy said his clients could restrict any public speech they deemed offensive, an argument quickly dismissed by Justice John Paul Stevens, 90, who turned to his colleagues and made a repeated up-and-down hand motion intended to simulate masturbation."
but it was really hard to choose.
The Onion is a thing of beauty, some days...